Hey I'm Jesse and I'm kind of a gigantic asshole but people still kinda like me for some reason. I'm 19 years old and a 4th year computer science major at UCSD. I work at Amazon in the summers in Seattle and will likely work there full time after I graduate.

Follow my boyfriend coyotetale.tumblr.com he's pretty rad.

Harry Potter, StarKid, ASOIAF, TWEWY, Kingdom Hearts, ROTG/GOC, Final Fantasy, homestuck, pokemon, occasionally personal text posts, etc.

Feel free to ask me anything if you'd like to know more about me for some reason. Or Skype Jesseduarte94, or kik slaughtermatik. I love new people.


Coin Crypt is probably the coolest indie game I played at PAX. Also the dev is a really cool dude and fellow piece of Homestuck trash

Check them out coincrypt


Shocking News Update: I still find Darren Criss mindbogglingly attractive. 





two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”.

the bar was in japan.

must be why everyone is speaking in english

this is a dubbed text post

the manga was better


HTML: Heaven To My Loved ones
CSS: Christ’s Secret Society
JAVASCRIPT: Just Another Violent Atrocity Satan CReated In order to Perform Torture

I literally hate HTML and CSS but I think JS is so fun what the fuck


i dont believe everyone deserves a second chance. if someone breaks you and makes you feel worse than you have ever felt before, then they are not worth given a second chance to.