Hey I'm Jesse and I'm kind of a gigantic asshole but people still kinda like me for some reason. I'm 19 years old and a 4th year computer science major at UCSD. I work at Amazon in the summers in Seattle and will likely work there full time after I graduate.

Follow my boyfriend coyotetale.tumblr.com he's pretty rad.

Harry Potter, StarKid, ASOIAF, TWEWY, Kingdom Hearts, ROTG/GOC, Final Fantasy, homestuck, pokemon, occasionally personal text posts, etc.

Feel free to ask me anything if you'd like to know more about me for some reason. Or Skype Jesseduarte94, or kik slaughtermatik. I love new people.

 

College students can now get microsoft office for free

xiztnce:

hotanimebabe:

melthemuslim:

Just go here and sign up with your college email. You can install it on up to 5 PCs or Macs and on other mobile devices, including Windows tablets and iPads.

Note: not all institutions are eligible. You have to check to see if they are giving it to your school.

this is great. spread the word

sweatyscrotum:

I’m not like other girls!XD

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I only have guy friends. I mean all girls do is start drama.image

Oh my god, i hate sluts! image

Other girls my age like to drink and party but i like to stay inside and read or watch netflix! I’m so weird. image

All the girls in my school care about is makeup and shopping and all i care about is FOOD and VIDEO GAMES. lol sometimes i think i was born a guy.image

sourcedumal:

jaclynxhyde:

makeupandchucks:

This is great.

this needs to be criminalized everywhere. and upskirting/creeper shots. 

GOOD!

sourcedumal:

jaclynxhyde:

makeupandchucks:

This is great.

this needs to be criminalized everywhere. and upskirting/creeper shots. 

GOOD!

Up until my second year of high school,
I allowed myself to believe that I wasn’t like other girls
as if there was something fundamentally wrong with other girls
that I had to disinherit.

I used ‘girly girl’ as an insult
like the carefully applied foundation, the long-learned eyeliner
the too-bright lipstick they nearly missed their bus to put on
made them less.

Unlearning was a slow process that I’m still slogging through.
I catch myself raising my eyebrows at a girl on the other side of the room
and have to make myself remember it doesn’t mean shit.
Femininity is not a synonym with stupid or frivolous or weak;
I’ve seen girls who can shiv with a high-heel and look great doing it
or they can sweat and grunt and spit and not give a damn either way.

Your worth is not a win-or-lose depending on if your skirt goes below your knees.

Whether makeup or a bare face or fake eyelashes so heavy you have to squint
a long dress or inch-long skirt or jeans that rip at the knee or shorts that flash your underwear
dreadlocks or metal ear-stretchers or leggings without pants or bedazzled neon nails
bikini or burqa or hair shaved in strips or long plaid shirts
a hoodie that needed washing three weeks ago or dangling earrings or worn out sneakers
a scarf to hide your adam’s apple or sunglasses that cover half your face
braces or glasses or pigtails or a jagged pink mohawk or eighteen clearly visible tattoos-

Wear it as battle armour.

'You'll Get Shit For It Anyway,' theappleppielifestyle. (via theappleppielifestyle)

batter-sempai:

themadcapmathematician:

countsassmaster:

bipper-billdipper:

ultimate-fanboy:

phylum—chordata:

IT OCCURRED TO ME ONCE WHILE WATCHING THIS EPISODEDIPPER IS TWELVE??????WHAT GRADE IS THIS KID IN??????????¿¿¿??? I’M A SOPHOMORE IN ALGEBRA II AND I STILL DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT WEIRD POINTY E MEANS


The pointy E. Haha.

Hey may be in advanced classes.when i was in 2-3 grade, there was this boy who was already doing College level math

So….Dipper’s a math genius?
8)
…Tell me more.

I think both twins are geniuses, but in different ways.
Dipper is a Math and Physics genius. He can think critically and come up with ideas beyond his years. He knows how to decode clues and solve puzzles extrenely quickly. (He’s basically like Dib from Invader Zim, a child genius who is interested in the supernatural)
Mabel is an art genius. She freakin sculpted a life sized statue that looked exactly like Stan in less than 24 hours. She knits ever single one of her sweaters, which is very impressive considering how many she seems to have as she changes her sweater at least once per episode, and made an entire puppet show from scratch.

batter-sempai:

themadcapmathematician:

countsassmaster:

bipper-billdipper:

ultimate-fanboy:

phylum—chordata:

IT OCCURRED TO ME ONCE WHILE WATCHING THIS EPISODE
DIPPER IS TWELVE??????
WHAT GRADE IS THIS KID IN??????????¿¿¿???
I’M A SOPHOMORE IN ALGEBRA II AND I STILL DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT WEIRD POINTY E MEANS

The pointy E. Haha.

Hey may be in advanced classes.
when i was in 2-3 grade, there was this boy who was already doing College level math

So….Dipper’s a math genius?

8)

…Tell me more.

I think both twins are geniuses, but in different ways.

Dipper is a Math and Physics genius. He can think critically and come up with ideas beyond his years. He knows how to decode clues and solve puzzles extrenely quickly. (He’s basically like Dib from Invader Zim, a child genius who is interested in the supernatural)

Mabel is an art genius. She freakin sculpted a life sized statue that looked exactly like Stan in less than 24 hours. She knits ever single one of her sweaters, which is very impressive considering how many she seems to have as she changes her sweater at least once per episode, and made an entire puppet show from scratch.