Hey I'm Jesse and I'm kind of a gigantic asshole but people still kinda like me for some reason. I'm 19 years old and a 4th year computer science major at UCSD. I work at Amazon in the summers in Seattle and will likely work there full time after I graduate.

Follow my boyfriend coyotetale.tumblr.com he's pretty rad.

Harry Potter, StarKid, ASOIAF, TWEWY, Kingdom Hearts, ROTG/GOC, Final Fantasy, homestuck, pokemon, occasionally personal text posts, etc.

Feel free to ask me anything if you'd like to know more about me for some reason. Or Skype Jesseduarte94, or kik slaughtermatik. I love new people.

 

thegrandweebofedenderry:

ok so holy fuck is homestuck all kinds of confusing

like I’m talking evangelion-levels of confusing

but also probably better than evangelion because god damn this is funny

like seriously look at this dialogue

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homuratrash:

jade got right the fuck to business like, step 1, look cute, step 2, look like u can kill a motherfucker jade harley doesnt fuck around

westbor0baptistchurch:

basicallyrunbabyrun:

suzzannnn:

when you open a new tab and can’t remember why

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when you close it and then remember why you opened it

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when your son tricks you into driving him to a PowerLine Concert instead of a fishing trip

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egberts:

RILAVHGOBUJSGPbLFAISBG;FJOHSERHFIOJESFAD!!!!

Same

dlubes:

caskles:

dlubes:

who knew a card in cards against humanity could remind me of high school

Did you mean supernatural

no i meant high school honestly why do you guys do this

dlubes:

caskles:

dlubes:

who knew a card in cards against humanity could remind me of high school

Did you mean supernatural

no i meant high school honestly why do you guys do this

lasagnababy:

when rappers brag about being rich and breaking the law but then whine when people illegally download their music

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